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All White At the Gym

Hey Rose McGowan, take note, you are not Jesus Christ.  WHAT is with that outfit?  First off, are you trying to sweat through your clothes?  Gross.  Also, a sweater?  Really?  I’m gonna vomit.

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Juices At The Gym

I’ve been out of NYC for more than 2.5 years now and let me tell you, LA is where it’s at.  Say what you will, but LA has been on the juice trend for DECADES, bitches.  So I say a big WHAT THE FUCK EVER to this whole Pressed Juicery trend that’s trying to happen in New York right now.  In the faux words of Regina George, “stop trying to make juice HAPPEN!”

Flesh Colored Pants At The Gym

This is just wrong on so many levels.

Jewelry at the gym

This is another mystery.  We can’t think of anything more uncomfortable/disgusting than having metal touching your skin while you sweat.

Eating at the gym

It seems like this should be a non-issue since the gym is a place where you go to exercise.  Aside from the fact that eating at the gym is just plain gross, I’m pretty sure we’d be mortified if we were caught chowing down on anything but a protein shake.

Barefoot and Drinking At the Gym

We took this ridiculous photo last night at Equinox West Hollywood as we watched this disgusting specimen crash an event (to be fair, it was in the gym lobby) and order a cocktail while BAREFOOT.  Walk out the door and jump off the second story balcony. Thanks.

Being Naked At The Gym

You wouldn’t think this would actually be an issue but yeah…it is.  I’ve seen numerous women in the ladies’ locker room just hangin out, chilling and, you know, being naked for no apparent reason.  It’s gross.  No one in there wants to see you naked so strut your gross body during your own time.