We find this to be one of the most repulsive things in the entire world. There’s nothing worse than seeing an empty machine, getting ready to sit down…and then you see a WET SPOT on the black pleather. I can’t. Even.
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We constantly see the meat monkeys carrying around gigantic JUGS of water and it’s just not necessary. Dudes, if you’re spending so much time at the gym that you actually need to hydrate that much, then you probably have some kind of disorder.
Then again…we don’t want to share a water fountain with you either.
Our old gym in New York City had a 30 minute “time limit” during peak gym hours, mainly after work. This is a good thing…BUT when assholes decide to stand behind us, basically tapping their feet, we want to punch them in the face. It’s like hey asshole, I know you’re staring at my machine, which means that you see I have 2:40 seconds left before I stop. Get off me.