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Category Archives: Meat Head

Barefoot and Drinking At the Gym

We took this ridiculous photo last night at Equinox West Hollywood as we watched this disgusting specimen crash an event (to be fair, it was in the gym lobby) and order a cocktail while BAREFOOT.  Walk out the door and jump off the second story balcony. Thanks.


Back Sweat At The Gym

We find this to be one of the most repulsive things in the entire world.  There’s nothing worse than seeing an empty machine, getting ready to sit down…and then you see a WET SPOT on the black pleather.  I can’t. Even.

Unnecessary Amounts of Water At The Gym

We constantly see the meat monkeys carrying around gigantic JUGS of water and it’s just not necessary.  Dudes, if you’re spending so much time at the gym that you actually need to hydrate that much, then you probably have some kind of disorder.

Then again…we don’t want to share a water fountain with you either.

Personal Space At The Gym

Why is it that every time we get on a machine some disgusting juice monkey has to use the machine directly next to us?  Even when the gym is EMPTY.

Bluetooth douchebag at the gym

We find this more hilarious than really…anything else.  Watching a “bluetooth douchebag” walk around pretending to work out while basically talking to himself instantly uplifts our mood.

Velour Tracksuits At The Gym

We were nearly blinded Saturday afternoon after walking into the gym and being forced to see an adult man in full body VELOUR.  No excuse.

Tanning At The Gym

I don’t know if gyms are still even allowed to have tanning beds but this past weekend, we saw a guy putting on self-tanning lotion after he took a shower in the locker room.  We don’t know what’s worse – the fact that he actually showered at LA Fitness or the fact that he put on self-tanner at the gym.